That's rough. Have you tried sprinkling wildflower seeds about it? (3x2 Rectangular Sticker)

When life gets you down, you might just need to sprinkle some seeds to feel hopeful again.

They are 3x2 inches which is about the size of a business card, and can jazz up a bike frame, water bottle, laptop, AND MORE. :) 

UV laminated and waterproof. Printed locally in Tucson with Hex & Hew.